... stuck on an ice flow, in the middle of nowhere ...

                                         .... no one can hear you scream ...





 

(..... the middle of Port Credit Marina, actually.

And he was screaming just fine, thank you very much!)



... slight change in retirement plans! 

 

First, I need a lottery win so I can buy one of these

 motorcycles and start a cross-country road trip!

 

 

 

 

 

True, I've never actually been on a motorcycle ... but I can ride a bike. 

The skill set is transferable, isn't it?